Hanny: “What are you watching?”
Me: “A movie.”
Hanny: “That not a MOVIEEEE!!! THAT POO-POO!!!!!!”
Had to tell Hanny that Soymilk was “Booby Juice” before she would finally drink it.
Nana: “But how can we play a board game if the directions are in Spanish?”
Hailey: “It’s okay, Nana, I watch Dora The Explorer. I got this.”
I’ve finally made it to the age where I’ll reference a movie and my younger friends will have no flippin idea what I’m talking about. These include the following:
2. The Joy Luck Club
4. The Rescuers
6. Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead
What are we teaching our children?
How come your husband can do the sweetest things and you just KNOW he’s the BEST HUSBAND EVER, and then he puts the towels that he was supposed to put in the linen closet on the bed instead and you’re all…
Waking up to find that you fell asleep in an odd position and now your 6’1” spouse is sleeping across the top half of the bed with his feet dangling off.