My washing machine works!!!!! I replaced the drainage pump and it sings! Clean clothes, no dirty smell, yay!!!!!!!

My washing machine works!!!!! I replaced the drainage pump and it sings! Clean clothes, no dirty smell, yay!!!!!!!

Having to get out the rainbow five hours after the maids leave: first world problems.

Tags: motherhood

Dogs: Not A Bunny’s Best Friend

When I walked outside, I noticed my dog was playing with a recently killed baby bunny like it was a chew toy. After we got it cleaned up, Hanny kept saying, “Yook Leeya, A BUNNY,” while pointing randomly in the yard. Tonight we learned that my dog has the personality of Dexter and that my baby has a twisted sense of humor.

Hanny: “Guys, I need a fork.”

Not Exactly

Hailey: “Someone just said ‘Muy bien’ that means they’re Spanish!”

Me: “Hispanic.”

Hailey: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Spanish.”

Tags: itwaseasier

Broken Washer+Laundromat+Cici’s+a spilled kid’s Sprite=a freshly laundered and slightly wet fiver for whomever has to bus our table.

Broken Washer+Laundromat+Cici’s+a spilled kid’s Sprite=a freshly laundered and slightly wet fiver for whomever has to bus our table.

Tags: forgiveme

While I’m Watching Hell’s Kitchen:

Hailey: “How many of these shows have you recorded?”

Me: “A month’s worth.”

Hailey: “Awwww MAN!!! That means the sofa sale is OVER!!!!”

New Rule:

The next waiter to bring my kid spoiled milk has to drink the rest in front of me.

There’s a man with a chef’s hat on at Willhoite’s, and Hanny keeps saying, “THERE’S DADDY!!!! YOOK, YOOOOOK!!!!”

There’s a man with a chef’s hat on at Willhoite’s, and Hanny keeps saying, “THERE’S DADDY!!!! YOOK, YOOOOOK!!!!”

Hanny: “I HEAR a birdieeeee!!!! I wanna help him!”