We’re building a pirate ship sandbox this weekend…

Hailey wants to name the ship the Happy Guppy. I’ll post pics, hopefully this works out. :)

Hailey: “Nobody lives forever, let’s go!”

Battlescars: Don’t you hate it when your rat baby scratchers their face with their fingernails?

Battlescars: Don’t you hate it when your rat baby scratchers their face with their fingernails?

This is us every morning. Hannah’s face kills me! :D

This is us every morning. Hannah’s face kills me! :D

Hailey: “The strawberry and raspberry are ri-LICK-ulous.”

Hailey: “The strawberry and raspberry are ri-LICK-ulous.”

She BEGGED for these. I told her I’d think about it. My pants are currently on fire.

She BEGGED for these. I told her I’d think about it. My pants are currently on fire.

My new invention, baby bib. Stop those messy spills before they happen with your new baby bib. Babies… They’re good for something.

My new invention, baby bib. Stop those messy spills before they happen with your new baby bib. Babies… They’re good for something.

Hailey: “I spilled ice cream on myself! I NEED A GIANT NAPKIN!!!!”

Hailey: “Mom, it’s fun being naked!!!”

I am SLOWLY trying to paint the living room myself.

I am SLOWLY trying to paint the living room myself.