Hailey: “You shoulda told me there was a show about finding BIGFOOT!!!! I’m a big fan of Bigfoot… I’m a BIGFOOTER!!!”
Hailey: “Why are they so into football?”
Me: “No one likes football, that commercial is all lies.”
Hailey: “What?! I have a DORA football! I’M into FOOTBALL!!!”
Hailey: “How many hours are in a day and can bears shake hands?”
Which is awesome because I lost the let’s-see-how-long-I-can-go-without-a-shower-before-I-gross-myself-out game about eighteen hours ago.
Which is great because bedtime is in four hours…. 😝
Hanny: “Momma can you fiss this necklace? I boke it… These are strong hands.”
My baby has had over 20 popsicles in the past two days… I’m starting to think she’s faking her teething symptoms and fever so she can eat more popsicles.
Getting stared down by a two year old who is slowly licking a Popsicle and not blinking.