Hailey: “You shoulda told me there was a show about finding BIGFOOT!!!! I’m a big fan of Bigfoot… I’m a BIGFOOTER!!!”

Commercials With Kids

Hailey: “Why are they so into football?”

Me: “No one likes football, that commercial is all lies.”

Hailey: “What?! I have a DORA football! I’M into FOOTBALL!!!”

Why yes Hannah, those half eaten apple skins do add to the ambiance of the hallway.

Why yes Hannah, those half eaten apple skins do add to the ambiance of the hallway.

Rapid Crossfire

Hailey: “How many hours are in a day and can bears shake hands?”

Got To Take A Shower!!!

Which is awesome because I lost the let’s-see-how-long-I-can-go-without-a-shower-before-I-gross-myself-out game about eighteen hours ago.

Finally Got Hanny Down for a Nap…

Which is great because bedtime is in four hours…. 😝

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Hanny Smash

Hanny: “Momma can you fiss this necklace? I boke it… These are strong hands.”

Best Momma Ever

My baby has had over 20 popsicles in the past two days… I’m starting to think she’s faking her teething symptoms and fever so she can eat more popsicles.

What Mom?

What Mom?

Current Status

Getting stared down by a two year old who is slowly licking a Popsicle and not blinking.