When I walked outside, I noticed my dog was playing with a recently killed baby bunny like it was a chew toy. After we got it cleaned up, Hanny kept saying, “Yook Leeya, A BUNNY,” while pointing randomly in the yard. Tonight we learned that my dog has the personality of Dexter and that my baby has a twisted sense of humor.
Hanny: “Guys, I need a fork.”
Hailey: “Someone just said ‘Muy bien’ that means they’re Spanish!”
Hailey: “What does that mean?”
Hailey: “How many of these shows have you recorded?”
Me: “A month’s worth.”
Hailey: “Awwww MAN!!! That means the sofa sale is OVER!!!!”
The next waiter to bring my kid spoiled milk has to drink the rest in front of me.
Hanny: “I HEAR a birdieeeee!!!! I wanna help him!”