She’s also trying to shove her hand down the back of my pants to check.
Hannah is yelling at the top of her lungs, “Did you POOP Mommy?”, after a particularly rank passage of gas on my part.
-Invite people over ✅
-Plan on cleaning before they arrive ✅
-Make every excuse not to clean ✅
-Freak out an hour before their arrival ✅
-Clean hysterically for 40 minutes straight ✅
-Get nowhere ✅
-Apologize profusely for the mess ✅
-Offer plausible reasons for why it’s so messy ✅
-Suggest you do it again sometime soon ✅